getting the bigger picture…
okay, so I have the LEA woman coming tomorrow so what does Aprilia decide to do today? Hlep me tidy up? Sit sweetly doing puzzles so I have lots of recent stuff to flash about? Nah, she decides to do a lifesized picture of herself, in the midst of some trees, on lining paper taped to my living room floor. it covers the ENTIRE floor and is actually rather good although we have run out of green and blue so there’s to be no grass or sky to finish it off. The life sized Aprilia is a fabric collage using various scraps plus an old pair of her socks for the feet! Don’t panic, they were for the rag bag so she’s not in trouble!
So now I have a living room floor carpeted in a fabulous craft and have no idea how to safely conduct Mrs LEA into said room without her or me trampling it!
Suggestions on a postcard please 
